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qqchurch:

qqchurch:

the extremely unrealistic transition goal of wanting to have a big fluffy tail

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perhaps there might be still some hope yet…

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September 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM | Post Permalink | 39,961 notes



wetslug:

u dont truly appreciate Phone In Bed time until youre too busy for Phone In Bed

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August 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM | Post Permalink | 6,574 notes



teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I think it’s time to dig up old Victorian dead people names

Before you add a Y or a GH or an EH to that already-popular name, dooming your baby to a lifetime of typos, misspellings, and prolonged government phone calls, consider if you would:

  • Barnaby
  • Dorothea
  • Marjorie
  • Hector
  • Henry
  • Harold
  • Moira
  • Vera
  • Pearl
  • Minerva
  • Theodore
  • Blanche
  • Betty
  • Myrtle
  • Augustus
  • Sassafrass
  • Brownie
  • Happy
  • Honour
  • Pardon
  • Tiffany
  • Gertrude
  • Railway
  • Windsor Castle
  • Zebra Lynes
  • Mineral Girl Waters
  • Clifton
  • Lettice Berger

My apologies to everyone who received this

Top post, half-visible: “I think it’s time to dig up old Victorian dead people”ALT
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August 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM | Post Permalink | 10,766 notes



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August 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM | Post Permalink | 8,193 notes



rumade:
“wormyorchids:
“leomacgivena:
“Xユーザーの日々 (沖縄)さん:「ガザミ 那覇市鏡原 #crab」
”
What I would do to smoke a joint and draw at this table
”
It’s in Okinawa, for those looking to make a giant crab pilgrimage
”

rumade:

wormyorchids:

leomacgivena:

Xユーザーの日々 (沖縄)さん:「ガザミ 那覇市鏡原 #crab」

What I would do to smoke a joint and draw at this table

Google maps screenshot showing "giant crab sculpture" in Naha, Okinawa

It’s in Okinawa, for those looking to make a giant crab pilgrimage

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August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM | Post Permalink | 13,853 notes



whimsytp-warriorcats:

It’s books like Stormclan’s Folly that makes me realize how bad I am at picturing things. Because, uh,

Image of a stoat edited to have a longer neck and bigger feet.ALT

What the fuck is this????

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August 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM | Post Permalink | 18 notes



skyswarriorsbasedideas:

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In case anyone wants to see the map in StormClan’s Folly, I did my best to edit the two halves in the PDF together.

Edit because holy shit. This is just the Ivypool’s Heart map.

Keep reading

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August 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM | Post Permalink | 24 notes



firestorm09890:

trust me stormclan’s folly is so much more fun if you stop thinking about christianity and start thinking about greek mythology. look. recently people complain about starclan being more like a 6th clan with power to punish and that’s kind of the vibe the greek pantheon brings to the table as well, and the sort of hubris stormclan displays is the type they talk about in greek tragedy. there are tons of ancient greek stories about gods being upset about the most stupid things and taking it out on people, like with arachne. think about the odyssey. we love odyssey. misfortune after misfortune partially because poseidon is really mad at odysseus and declared he’d take forever to get home and partially because his men are dumb as hell and keep making things worse, though in this case it’s mostly stripestar making things worse not the cats he’s leading. even the part where stoneteller gives them guidance reminded me of the odyssey- not everyone was mad at odysseus, and some godly beings and dead prophets tried to guide him even though they couldn’t really get around poseidon’s plans. determinism is also not a christian concept. oedipus rex exists, which is not about what you might think it’s about and is instead about a man meeting his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. you may notice there’s something these two greek stories have in common: the blind prophet, tiresias. warriors also notably has a blind prophet. I rest my case

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August 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM | Post Permalink | 31 notes



firestorm09890:

There’s something about the fact that the Tribe of Endless Hunting seemed welcoming and wished to guide StormClan away from their terrible fate, and the wildcat ancestors accepted Gale Rise and her kits as their own. Gale, in turn, was respectful of their cultures, which I’m sure helped. But it almost makes me think that the authors do write StarClan to be absolutely fucked on purpose. They juxtaposed Gale Rise feeling warm and safe and loved with her new people and new name with Stripebark in the deepest pits of self-loathing getting yelled at by the living and being LITERALLY CURSED by StarClan. The dream (of the books actually intentionally acknowledging how much StarClan sucks) isn’t dead and that’s what keeps readers coming back isn’t it

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August 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM | Post Permalink | 154 notes



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